Secret Single Behavior

Not So Secret Anymore

When I am alone, in the privacy of my own house I do the following:

• Walk around in my underware.
• Take off my bra in random places and leave it there (I once found it in the kitchen).
• Brush my teeth while walking around the house doing chores.
• Lay on the couch and rub my tummy.
• Pass out on the couch in the middle of the day while watching T.V.
• Pass out on the couch in the middle of the day while watching T.V with food still in my mouth.
• Wake myself up by snoring myself awake AFTER passing out on the couch in the middle of the day while watching T.V with food still in my mouth.
• Lay in my bed and eat food at two o'clock in the morning.
• Lay in bed and eat food in general, while watching T.V.
• Floss my teeth at any given momment.
• Wear my hair at the top of my head.
• Walk out to the mailbox in my boxer shorts, and no bra.
• Burp.
• Fart.
• Spit.
• Play Tony Hawk, or Mortal Kombat.
• Talk to myself.
• Laugh at myself.
• Draw pictures of stupid things and then laugh at them.

...Among other things.