Sunday, November 20, 2011

I left you with poo...

I'm skinnier and happier then I have been in a long time. I think it's because I'm so awesome? But, that's just a thought of course.

Sometimes I find it incredibly difficult to be as awesome as I am, but then I remind myself: take one for the team. And then I remind myself: There is no "I" in team. But, then I remind myself, "I'm awesome, and there is and 'I' in that".

Cool story, bro? I think so.

And here is a Haiku for the road:

I left you with poo
the bathroom was far away
I hope you don't mind